12:20 PM

Mark: Hey ya’ll, how’s lunch at Weststop sound tonight? 

Frank: Sound’s good 

Steve: <thumbs up emoji>

Garrett: Yessir

Devin: Sound’s like a boss idea. A boss baby idea. 

Frank: Lol

Steve: laughed at a message

12:30 PM

Frank: Like this message if u want me to pick u up. Leaving rn. 

Mark: liked a message

Steve: liked a message

Garrett: liked a message

Devin: The Boss Baby don’t fly commercial

Frank: ?

Devin: Boss Baby flies private

Frank: What does that mean? 

Devin: The Boss Baby will be taking his car. 

12:35 PM

Devin: Where y’all at -Boss Baby

Frank: We’re at the restaurant. Back corner booth

Devin: No ride for the Boss Baby? 

Frank: You said you were driving yourself 

Devin: Babies can’t drive! Not even the Boss ones. 

Steve: We’re all here. Can’t you just drive. 

Devin: The Boss Baby can’t drive for the next two months. 

Garrett: Why not? 

Devin: Driving while being a boss. 

…

Devin: Boss Baby just called an uber. 

3:00 PM

Steve: Bars tonight? 

Frank: liked a message

Devin: You already know Boss Baby likes to boogie. 

… 

Garrett: Please stop. 

Devin: Boss Baby will never stop. Boss Baby is unstoppable

Mark: Has something happened?

Devin: Boss Baby is fine

Steve: Yeah, is everything okay Devin? 

Devin: Who is Devin? 

…

Steve: Is everything okay Boss Baby? 

…

Devin: Boss Baby was recently laid off. 

Mark: That happened like six months ago Devin. 

Devin: What? 

Garrett: Have you not been trying to get a new Job??

Devin: Kinda been focused on the Boss Baby franchise recently tbh. 

Mark: What about your kids? 

Devin: Boss Baby lives alone now.