World Problems (I’m 6’2)

There are so many problems today. It just makes me sick. How can people let all these problems happen? 

I saw somebody make fun of a little person the other day. I just got sick right there. I couldn’t imagine if that had happened to me. No, literally I couldn’t, I’m 6’2. 

The news told me the other day that women don’t have the right to choose anymore. What? That just made me sick typing it out. I would never make my girlfriend have to choose which restaurant to go to. 

I saw a report that said women make 20% less than men do. I got the flu when I read that. How could they make less than us? They’re just like us! If a girl worked in my department and she only made $80,000 dollars with benefits, I would need chemotherapy because I’d be so sick. 

It is a cruel cruel world out there. 

Poverty runs rampant. 

I drove through LA and just looking at the homeless people made me sick. They were disgusting! Thank God I live in a 2-story, 3-bedroom 2-bath, in a really good neighborhood.

I saw a lady carrying weights on the sidewalk, and nobody offered to help her out! Luckily, I was there and since I’m pretty built, but not in a gross way, I could move them all super easily. And you know what’s the worst part? She didn’t even say thank you! She just yelled something about working out. Yeah right, I know women don’t lift weights. 

Suicides are up, I guess. Probably because nobody has any friends or something. I wouldn’t know, I have a bunch of friends and they’re all super liberal and PC.  But this isn’t about me. 

It could be though. Even though it may seem like I have it all, a good social life, a great job (that pays triple figures), a great house, and a-rockin’ bod; I don’t have what matters the most: love. 

I am not worried about it at all though, because all those other issues are so much more important to me. 

I donate all the time to charities. One of my friends was like, “Woah man, that is so much money, no way those orphans need it more than you.”

But I just smiled and said, “I’d do anything for those in need.”

Plus, it wasn’t even that much of a cut, since, and I don’t know if I mentioned this, I make triple figures. I also work out a bunch and I am 6’2. 

Sacrifice is my motto, sorry, not sorry, bout it.